There are many reasons why I moved to LA. One of which was for the weather. I love the sun. I love the beach. I love tanning. I like wearing heels. And I always like to wear my hair curly.
It is really exciting when it's January and I can wear shorts to school on the first week. It makes me happy and it definitely makes me smile.
However, the weather in Southern California has taken a turn for the worse, as some of you may know. Last week alone we received more rain then the entire rainy season last year. There were tornado warnings and mandatory evacuations. This basically made for a rather wet, dreary, shitty week.
The weather has a major impact on traffic. I think the people in So Cal think they will die if they drive over 50 mph in water.
Another very upsetting thing about this weather is how it has effected my wardrobe. Last night I stayed up and put together an outfit for where I'm going to tonight. Not only did I try on my outfit, put it together, bu I also got a 3/3 approval rate from all of my roommates.
Now...it is raining. And my outfit can not longer exist in this weather. I now have 90 minutes to change my entire plan.
For anyone that knows me and my tranny ways, you know how upset I am and why I feel lost. Lost in a closet of so many clothes and nothing to wear.
Oh how I hate the rain.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Heidi Montag is superficial. AND superbroke.
Last week news broke about Heidi Montag's 10 plastic surgery procedures.
I'm sure she came clean about her surgery for the press and to promote the release of her new album SUPERFICIAL.
Her album was released on January 11th and after a week ofsales no one buying her album, it is officially a flop.
Superficial sold less than 1,000 copies and had approximately 650 downloads.
The girl has over 1,000,000 followers on twitter (no, I am not one of them). But I would think at least half of them would want to hear her music. I mean, they read her tweets! I personally had to delete her and the evil Mr. Pratt from my list because I couldn't handle what they tweeted.
Note: Her last tweet says: "note to anyone who gets a nose job, take off you tape in the shower after it is wet!" Thanks for the awesome advise to your fans Heidi!
In an interview this week, Heidi says that she is officially broke. She claims she put over a million dollars, almost two million dollars, into producing this album. After that and her 10 plastic surgeries, she claims to have no money.
But the girl had a plan! She told Entertainment Weekly, "It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality… The songs will make an impact in pop history. Within the first week, [I] will definitely make our money back."
Sorry Heidi, that clearly is not happening.
Sad thing is she also claimed to have gone through all of her plastic surgery procedures to compete with the Britney Spearses of the pop world. Looks like she wont have to fight anyone for top ranks now.
I'm sure she came clean about her surgery for the press and to promote the release of her new album SUPERFICIAL.
Her album was released on January 11th and after a week of
Superficial sold less than 1,000 copies and had approximately 650 downloads.
The girl has over 1,000,000 followers on twitter (no, I am not one of them). But I would think at least half of them would want to hear her music. I mean, they read her tweets! I personally had to delete her and the evil Mr. Pratt from my list because I couldn't handle what they tweeted.
Note: Her last tweet says: "note to anyone who gets a nose job, take off you tape in the shower after it is wet!" Thanks for the awesome advise to your fans Heidi!
In an interview this week, Heidi says that she is officially broke. She claims she put over a million dollars, almost two million dollars, into producing this album. After that and her 10 plastic surgeries, she claims to have no money.
But the girl had a plan! She told Entertainment Weekly, "It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality… The songs will make an impact in pop history. Within the first week, [I] will definitely make our money back."
Sorry Heidi, that clearly is not happening.
Sad thing is she also claimed to have gone through all of her plastic surgery procedures to compete with the Britney Spearses of the pop world. Looks like she wont have to fight anyone for top ranks now.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
this bitch LOVES that bitch.
And by the term bitch, I do not mean my gay boyfriends, I am talking about the biggest biatch of them all...
KELLY CUTRONE

Some of you may recogize her, or her name from the fashion world. Most recently she has been seen on past episodes of 'The Hills' and 'The City.'
She is the founder of People's Revolution which does branding, marketing, and public relations. Kelly and her staff does everything from styling, wardrobe planning, organizing events and most important she produces runway shows.
I first saw Kelly on an episode of 'The Hills' and yes, I thought she was mean. But after looking at her portfolio and what she does I discovered how AMAZING she is!
Last month while watching my habitual Bravo TV I saw a preview for a show called 'Kell on Earth.' And low and behold, ITS A SHOW ABOUT KELLY CUTRONE! I was SO excited and I cannot wait!
The show premiers on Monday, February 1st on Bravo (10pm).
Now only does she have a show starting soon, but Kelly has been a busy woman and has a book coming out in March of 2010. I don't think it's a coincidence all of this branding and marketing of herself is happening all at once.
The book is called,If You Have to Cry, Go Outside: and other things your mother never told you.
Kelly is a firm believer of not crying in the office, which is where her book title comes from. She also believes that men and women should play on an even playing field emotionally. Kelly is mean and does not care if she hurts anyone's feelings. She is 43, wears no make-up, and admits to being mean.
The book talks about everything from emotions, to muscle cars, to how to use an anal probe. Clearly all things MY mother never talked about (I was emotional enough to start).
In the video Kelly talks about some funny topics. The person conducting the interview is not very riveting and lacks control of the interview, but I still like Cutrone.

Some of you may recogize her, or her name from the fashion world. Most recently she has been seen on past episodes of 'The Hills' and 'The City.'
She is the founder of People's Revolution which does branding, marketing, and public relations. Kelly and her staff does everything from styling, wardrobe planning, organizing events and most important she produces runway shows.
I first saw Kelly on an episode of 'The Hills' and yes, I thought she was mean. But after looking at her portfolio and what she does I discovered how AMAZING she is!
Last month while watching my habitual Bravo TV I saw a preview for a show called 'Kell on Earth.' And low and behold, ITS A SHOW ABOUT KELLY CUTRONE! I was SO excited and I cannot wait!
The show premiers on Monday, February 1st on Bravo (10pm).
Now only does she have a show starting soon, but Kelly has been a busy woman and has a book coming out in March of 2010. I don't think it's a coincidence all of this branding and marketing of herself is happening all at once.
The book is called,If You Have to Cry, Go Outside: and other things your mother never told you.
Kelly is a firm believer of not crying in the office, which is where her book title comes from. She also believes that men and women should play on an even playing field emotionally. Kelly is mean and does not care if she hurts anyone's feelings. She is 43, wears no make-up, and admits to being mean.
The book talks about everything from emotions, to muscle cars, to how to use an anal probe. Clearly all things MY mother never talked about (I was emotional enough to start).
In the video Kelly talks about some funny topics. The person conducting the interview is not very riveting and lacks control of the interview, but I still like Cutrone.
2010 blows everything happens for a reason.
As soon as 2009 was over, I wondered how in the world could I make 2010 as good as 2009.
In 2009 I:
- Started my education at USC
- Saw Lady Gaga in concert
- Made a few more great friends from school
- Went on my first trip to VEGAS
- Saw Dashboard Confessional at the Troubadour [and practically met Chris Carrabba]
- Got a raise and promotion at work
- Went to Disneyland a dozen of times & got my pass
and most important of all
I MET LADY GAGA!
Seriously, to beat 2009 I would have to:
- Date a celebrity
- Get a new car
- Work for Rachel Zoe
and most important of all
OWN A LOUIS VUITTON!
Clearly it will be hard to even match 2009, however I was being optimistic going into the new year. I tried to think positive and not have any negative energy to the new year. However the year started out bad.
I spent my New Years Eve AND New Years Day in bed SICK! So sick that I thought I was dying.
They say how you spend your NY is how you are going to spend the rest of your year. So I'm pretty sure that was someone's way of telling me I'm going to be deathly ill for the rest of the year.
Although I have not been sick 19 days into the year, it certainly has not been going in my favor.
I will continue to try to think positive thoughts [as much as I can] and REALLY hope to turn this year around soon!
In 2009 I:
- Started my education at USC
- Saw Lady Gaga in concert
- Made a few more great friends from school
- Went on my first trip to VEGAS
- Saw Dashboard Confessional at the Troubadour [and practically met Chris Carrabba]
- Got a raise and promotion at work
- Went to Disneyland a dozen of times & got my pass
and most important of all
I MET LADY GAGA!
Seriously, to beat 2009 I would have to:
- Date a celebrity
- Get a new car
- Work for Rachel Zoe
and most important of all
OWN A LOUIS VUITTON!
Clearly it will be hard to even match 2009, however I was being optimistic going into the new year. I tried to think positive and not have any negative energy to the new year. However the year started out bad.
I spent my New Years Eve AND New Years Day in bed SICK! So sick that I thought I was dying.
They say how you spend your NY is how you are going to spend the rest of your year. So I'm pretty sure that was someone's way of telling me I'm going to be deathly ill for the rest of the year.
Although I have not been sick 19 days into the year, it certainly has not been going in my favor.
I will continue to try to think positive thoughts [as much as I can] and REALLY hope to turn this year around soon!
Sunday, January 17, 2010
my great question to life.
Is it really that hard for someone to make plans? Or an I just an overly organized person.
Well, yes, my planner may be color coded but I don't expect that degree out of people. However when I say, "I will be off at X time, lets leave at Y time." I would think that is a 'plan.'
Apparently to some people it is not.
Un-organization and flakiness will be the end of me. Really.
This is my rant for the day. I could scream right now, and yes you would probably hear me, I am that loud.
Well, yes, my planner may be color coded but I don't expect that degree out of people. However when I say, "I will be off at X time, lets leave at Y time." I would think that is a 'plan.'
Apparently to some people it is not.
Un-organization and flakiness will be the end of me. Really.
This is my rant for the day. I could scream right now, and yes you would probably hear me, I am that loud.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Oprah gets down to Gaga
I am a self proclaimed little monster. I love Lady Gaga. I love her music, her style, her craziness, every part about her. Some of my friends (obviously not good friends) do not like her because she thinks she's weird. WELL DUH SHE'S WEIRD. That's what makes her LADY GAGA.
Clearly no one named Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta can be in their right mind.
Today Lady Gaga will be on Oprah. Now I will not lie, I do not watch Oprah on a daily basis. I am usually not home when her show is on.

Lady Gaga and Oprah after the interview. Oprah is now a little monster. Gaga gave Oprah a custom bow for her hair! I hope she rocks it!
However, today I got the great pleasure to find the show on YOUTUBE! This is another reason why I love the internet.
I watched the interview with Gaga and was in love as always.
note: In November I waited 16 hours to meet Lady Gaga. Yes I woke up at 5:00 am for 15 seconds of pure pleasure. Of course only my gay boyfriend, John Guzman, would be crazy enough to do this with me. Thus showing our great love, devotion, and passion for the hot tranny mess of Gaga.

This was after I got her autograph. I DIE.
Oprah asked Gaga what her message is. And while starting to tear up, Gaga explained how she wanted the little monsters to free themselves and be happy on the inside. It was a touching moment. I almost cried.
Later Oprah was talking about how she was wearing her Heartbeat headphones that the Lady gave her. Which made me laugh a little because those damn head phones are very cool, but effing expensive. So expensive that my gay says "better give you super powers!" Of course Oprah would have them. And of course she would give them to her audience. Yes, I am just bitter because I am jealous. I want some.
One great thing that was brought up was what the star is doing to help Haiti. Even though she has been sick, canceled a show because of exhaustion, and has the weight of the gay world on her shoulders, she still is fully aware of what is going on in the world and doing all she can to help. On January 24th all proceeds from the Monster Ball ticket sales in NYC, merchandise sold at her concert AND on her website will go to Haiti!
So gather all of your gays, trannys, and divas and go to Lady Gaga's Website help raise money for Haiti.
They finished the day with a fantastic medley of monster, Bad Romance, and Speechless.
Although she was having a few wardrobe malfunctions her performance was great as always. I don't think it went as planned because I assume she was trying to break the glass of the car...but either way it was a good performance.
Watch below and start to fall deeper in love than you already are.
Enjoy little monsters.
Clearly no one named Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta can be in their right mind.
Today Lady Gaga will be on Oprah. Now I will not lie, I do not watch Oprah on a daily basis. I am usually not home when her show is on.

Lady Gaga and Oprah after the interview. Oprah is now a little monster. Gaga gave Oprah a custom bow for her hair! I hope she rocks it!
However, today I got the great pleasure to find the show on YOUTUBE! This is another reason why I love the internet.
I watched the interview with Gaga and was in love as always.
note: In November I waited 16 hours to meet Lady Gaga. Yes I woke up at 5:00 am for 15 seconds of pure pleasure. Of course only my gay boyfriend, John Guzman, would be crazy enough to do this with me. Thus showing our great love, devotion, and passion for the hot tranny mess of Gaga.
This was after I got her autograph. I DIE.
Oprah asked Gaga what her message is. And while starting to tear up, Gaga explained how she wanted the little monsters to free themselves and be happy on the inside. It was a touching moment. I almost cried.
Later Oprah was talking about how she was wearing her Heartbeat headphones that the Lady gave her. Which made me laugh a little because those damn head phones are very cool, but effing expensive. So expensive that my gay says "better give you super powers!" Of course Oprah would have them. And of course she would give them to her audience. Yes, I am just bitter because I am jealous. I want some.
One great thing that was brought up was what the star is doing to help Haiti. Even though she has been sick, canceled a show because of exhaustion, and has the weight of the gay world on her shoulders, she still is fully aware of what is going on in the world and doing all she can to help. On January 24th all proceeds from the Monster Ball ticket sales in NYC, merchandise sold at her concert AND on her website will go to Haiti!
So gather all of your gays, trannys, and divas and go to Lady Gaga's Website help raise money for Haiti.
They finished the day with a fantastic medley of monster, Bad Romance, and Speechless.
Although she was having a few wardrobe malfunctions her performance was great as always. I don't think it went as planned because I assume she was trying to break the glass of the car...but either way it was a good performance.
Watch below and start to fall deeper in love than you already are.
Enjoy little monsters.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
ITS BACK!
Yes folks it is that time again, time to make it work!
That's right PROJECT RUNWAY IS BACK!

This is one of my favorite shows! I have watched it, in its entirety since the very first season. My oldersister gay brother told me I HAD to watch this show on Bravo. I had never heard of Bravo before...and my how that moment changed my life and everything I knew about television.
I knew season 1 I wanted Jay McCarroll to win.
Season 2 I thought Santino should have won (although I was also really sad when Daniel V. came out of the closet because I thought he was cute...maybe I just have a thing for gay boys).
I was a HUGE fan of Jeffrey the entire season! I did love Kane though because he liked to bedazzle everything!
Season 4. What do you say about season 4? There were cross dressers, more gays than ever, Posh Spice, and Christian Seriano. Enough said. In the words of Rachel Zoe "I die."
How do you follow Ferosha Coutura?! Yes Season 5 was a bit underwhelming. Especially because there was a nerdy girl with bad hair who ended up winning. Oh, unfortunately for her she was from Yuba City (my home town...shh, I rarely claim it.)
Season 6 changed all things when it moved from Bravo to Lifetime and actually moved from New York to LA. Yes, it was filmed at FIDM, which is exactly 16 blocks from my house. Irina won the season...but it was uneventful and I didn't like her.
So what does this mean?! I HAVE HIGH HOPES FOR THIS SEASON!
Now it will be hard to fill the fierce shoes of Christian but from the looks of it, someone in Season 7 will probably be able to come damn close.
The runway tonight had its ups, downs, and god awful. I liked Emelio's design and was glad he won the first challenge.

And let me tell you, because I love me some fabulous gay boys, Anthony is fabulous. He cracks me up and I love him already.

Jesus. Oh Jesus. I did not like him the moment he walked into Atlas, I did not like his dress, and I don't even care that he's gay. He failed that bad that I have to over look him being one of the loves of my life.

And then there's the crazy Asianbitch designer. Her clothes looked like they had a drapery challenge where they had to use all of their fabric or something crazy like that. I am not a fan and she cries too much (anyone who watched Models of the Runway after, you know what I mean).

I think this will be a really good season and I am really looking forward to my Thursday nights!
That's right PROJECT RUNWAY IS BACK!

This is one of my favorite shows! I have watched it, in its entirety since the very first season. My older
I knew season 1 I wanted Jay McCarroll to win.
Season 2 I thought Santino should have won (although I was also really sad when Daniel V. came out of the closet because I thought he was cute...maybe I just have a thing for gay boys).
I was a HUGE fan of Jeffrey the entire season! I did love Kane though because he liked to bedazzle everything!
Season 4. What do you say about season 4? There were cross dressers, more gays than ever, Posh Spice, and Christian Seriano. Enough said. In the words of Rachel Zoe "I die."
How do you follow Ferosha Coutura?! Yes Season 5 was a bit underwhelming. Especially because there was a nerdy girl with bad hair who ended up winning. Oh, unfortunately for her she was from Yuba City (my home town...shh, I rarely claim it.)
Season 6 changed all things when it moved from Bravo to Lifetime and actually moved from New York to LA. Yes, it was filmed at FIDM, which is exactly 16 blocks from my house. Irina won the season...but it was uneventful and I didn't like her.
So what does this mean?! I HAVE HIGH HOPES FOR THIS SEASON!
Now it will be hard to fill the fierce shoes of Christian but from the looks of it, someone in Season 7 will probably be able to come damn close.
The runway tonight had its ups, downs, and god awful. I liked Emelio's design and was glad he won the first challenge.

And let me tell you, because I love me some fabulous gay boys, Anthony is fabulous. He cracks me up and I love him already.

Jesus. Oh Jesus. I did not like him the moment he walked into Atlas, I did not like his dress, and I don't even care that he's gay. He failed that bad that I have to over look him being one of the loves of my life.

And then there's the crazy Asian

I think this will be a really good season and I am really looking forward to my Thursday nights!
new year. new me. [in need of a new body]
Lets face it, most of EVERYONE'S new years resolutions is to lose weight. However, that is not mine. Mine was to keep my room clean and organized. And if anyone out there knows me, then you know what kind of challenge this may be.
However, I will say I wouldn't mind loosing a few pounds, or 30...
I used to be a total work out queen. I would go to the gym twice a day. Then go to work and eat macho nachos. For any Red Robiners out there...you know what I'm talking about. But I would STILL lose weight because of how much I worked out!
For a while I did weight watchers and was actually super successful. I wont lie, we are all friends here...but when I started weight watchers I was 189 lbs. Not my best years. I did weight watchers with a friend for only a few months, but it was great. I lost 26 lbs, dropped 2 pant sizes and felt great. I kept the weight off for about a year then gained about 10 back. I stayed at that size for about another year...and here I am today. In the need of a new body.
Generally when I lose weight it is for a goal of some sort. Not a weight goal, because that would just be too easy. When I was doing WW it was to always beat the girl I would go weigh in with. Before it was to wear a white dress to a specific graduation. And I am that girl that hangs a pair of jeans on her closet door and tries them on every day to see how close we are. Yes, I will admit, I have done that. But only for the great moment when all of a sudden...THEY BUTTON!
So this time around, I need something to keep me going. Now I have a wedding to go to in April...April 30th to be exact. And of course, I already have my dress and shoes. I bought the dress in November. Macy's was having a sale, don't judge. It fit a little snug...but then the holidays happened and I have been frightened to put it on ever since. I do think that will be my end goal.
Now I just need something to kick my ass and keep me in line. I was reading some other blogs and articles and thought, why don't I try quicktrim? I know, I know what you must be thinking...but the Kardashians did it...and with my hair, I'm like an honorary Kardashian [minus the ass of course].
I went online and was looking at the products.
1. They're really expensive
2. They're REALLY confusing
There are A LOT of different products. What do you use first? Which is good? What does Kim use?
Clearly not the cellulite gel that they have because she admitted to not be able to get rid of her cellulite...

Seeeeee look at all of those products! And yes I know, using them wont make me look like Kim, that is NOT my goal...more like Khloe [trannys gotta stick together as my friend John Guzman would say]
The QT products also have very mixed reviews. People either give them one star, or five. Nothing in between.
I'm a little sketch on them and not exactly sure what to do. But I am a hot tranny mess just like Khloe and if I can lose 30 lbs with these magical purple pills, two a day workouts, a gallon of water a day, and no starbucks...then I'm in!

I will keep you all posted as to what I decide!
I know it's expensive $49.99 for 14 days. But if I can't have additional caffeine while on 'the purple pill' it will save me approx $56 from starbucks...so it's almost the same ;)
However, I will say I wouldn't mind loosing a few pounds, or 30...
I used to be a total work out queen. I would go to the gym twice a day. Then go to work and eat macho nachos. For any Red Robiners out there...you know what I'm talking about. But I would STILL lose weight because of how much I worked out!
For a while I did weight watchers and was actually super successful. I wont lie, we are all friends here...but when I started weight watchers I was 189 lbs. Not my best years. I did weight watchers with a friend for only a few months, but it was great. I lost 26 lbs, dropped 2 pant sizes and felt great. I kept the weight off for about a year then gained about 10 back. I stayed at that size for about another year...and here I am today. In the need of a new body.
Generally when I lose weight it is for a goal of some sort. Not a weight goal, because that would just be too easy. When I was doing WW it was to always beat the girl I would go weigh in with. Before it was to wear a white dress to a specific graduation. And I am that girl that hangs a pair of jeans on her closet door and tries them on every day to see how close we are. Yes, I will admit, I have done that. But only for the great moment when all of a sudden...THEY BUTTON!
So this time around, I need something to keep me going. Now I have a wedding to go to in April...April 30th to be exact. And of course, I already have my dress and shoes. I bought the dress in November. Macy's was having a sale, don't judge. It fit a little snug...but then the holidays happened and I have been frightened to put it on ever since. I do think that will be my end goal.
Now I just need something to kick my ass and keep me in line. I was reading some other blogs and articles and thought, why don't I try quicktrim? I know, I know what you must be thinking...but the Kardashians did it...and with my hair, I'm like an honorary Kardashian [minus the ass of course].
I went online and was looking at the products.
1. They're really expensive
2. They're REALLY confusing
There are A LOT of different products. What do you use first? Which is good? What does Kim use?
Clearly not the cellulite gel that they have because she admitted to not be able to get rid of her cellulite...

Seeeeee look at all of those products! And yes I know, using them wont make me look like Kim, that is NOT my goal...more like Khloe [trannys gotta stick together as my friend John Guzman would say]
The QT products also have very mixed reviews. People either give them one star, or five. Nothing in between.
I'm a little sketch on them and not exactly sure what to do. But I am a hot tranny mess just like Khloe and if I can lose 30 lbs with these magical purple pills, two a day workouts, a gallon of water a day, and no starbucks...then I'm in!

I will keep you all posted as to what I decide!
I know it's expensive $49.99 for 14 days. But if I can't have additional caffeine while on 'the purple pill' it will save me approx $56 from starbucks...so it's almost the same ;)
why texting & twitter can save the world.

Yes...texting and twitter save me from everyday life and keeps me distracted while in class, but the two functions are currently acting to help bring awareness, aid, relief, and communication to the world.
It was twitter that first alerted many people about the devastating earthquake that hit Haiti. There were many tech-savvy people who survived the rumble and began posting information and twitpicing what they were seeing around them.
Twitter gave us instant information and on the scene photos about what the people were experiencing.
@MarvinAdy
After people saw what was happening, we all knew action needed to take place. The American Red Cross started a texting campaign where you could donate $10 at a time by texting the word "Haiti" to the number 90999.
This was an RT topic that exploded on the twitter scene as well, especially with celebrities. Those who know they have a big following knew that by retweeting this they would be able to get many of their followers to see it and hopefully respond.
As of around noon (ET), "U.S. cell phone users have contributed about $4 million to the Red Cross in $10 increments, by far the largest outpouring of support via mobile devices in history." -abc.com
Not only has texting helped with donating money, but it has also helped identify the whereabouts of those that are missing. Last night on the local LA news they announced that the U.S. embassy is encouraging people in Haiti to text to alert that they are okay.
Following were a few stories of how this was effected and positive to locate some Americans who were missing.
I think this is a remarkable effort and a great use of technology. This shows what kind of age we are in and how the tech-savvy generations are reacting to this.
Not only did twitter help raise awareness of donation causes, but it also gave us up to the minute information and in some cases views of what was going on.
This just backs up my beliefs on why twitter and texting are the two greatest inventions EVER!
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
boy band-arific.

I just was Perez Hilton's tweet about BIG NEWS. So of course I had to click on it.
Perez Hilton (celebrity blogger/gossip queen/self proclaimed music know it all) and Simon Fuller (Sprice Girls creator) are joining gay forces to create a new boy band.
I do believe these open auditions are going to be like giant rounds of speed dating for these two.
They are looking for boys between 16-21. So yes, this is fully for their benefit.
When the Backstreet Boys started Kevin Richardson was 22 and they were an extremely successful group. Which is why I have concluded this is solely for their dating and pleasure purposes only.
However, if you are a young gay male who can sing and would like to date an older man, here is the information you will need-->
www.BoyBandSearch.com. Deadline for all submissions is March 3, 2010.
REQUIREMENTS:
Producers are looking for teenage boys between 13 and 21 years old. Talent must be both EXCELLENT SINGERS AND DANCERS. All elasticities.
Natural ability and talent is more important than previous training or professional performing experience.
For the Online Audition, each performer should prepare two pop/rock songs that shows off his voice also including a prepared dance routine or freestyle performance to show individual rhythm and moves. Please visit the website for further details, rules and technical requirements.
how to get raped at college.
One would think this is about going to frat parties, binge drinking, doing drugs, etc...
No...
This is over my frustration after going to the bookstore today to buy my books for class.
I went in to buy two books.
1. The History and Theory of Rhetoric
A 300 page PAPERBACK book about a lotttta philosophy
2. Boxing Plato's Shadow
Another PAPERBACK book, but this one 105 pages
(note: the page numbers include everything, even the index)
This is where the raping comes in...
"Your total is going to be $148.49"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! FOR TWO PAPERBACK BOOKS?!
(note: This was for ONE class AND I already pay $40,000 a year in tuition)
I got ass raped by the bookstore. And not in a good way...
for reals.
So I decided to stick it to the man!
I came home (yes after purchasing my books because I had homework tonight) ordered my two books on amazon.com and have until next Friday to return these over priced books back to the campus bookstore.
All for an overall profit of $60 (even after shipping)
While doing my research I found that textbooks.com generally has the cheapest prices. I am also a fan of half.com and of course amazon.com
There is a new trend out provided by chegg.com where you can actually RENT your books (for about 40-60% of the used book price) and when the semester is over you ship it back for free!
All of these great tools will help you not get raped in college and keep your purity safe and pockets full.
Well...as full as a starving college students pockets can get.
No...
This is over my frustration after going to the bookstore today to buy my books for class.
I went in to buy two books.
1. The History and Theory of Rhetoric
A 300 page PAPERBACK book about a lotttta philosophy
2. Boxing Plato's Shadow
Another PAPERBACK book, but this one 105 pages
(note: the page numbers include everything, even the index)
This is where the raping comes in...
"Your total is going to be $148.49"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! FOR TWO PAPERBACK BOOKS?!
(note: This was for ONE class AND I already pay $40,000 a year in tuition)
I got ass raped by the bookstore. And not in a good way...
for reals.
So I decided to stick it to the man!
I came home (yes after purchasing my books because I had homework tonight) ordered my two books on amazon.com and have until next Friday to return these over priced books back to the campus bookstore.
All for an overall profit of $60 (even after shipping)
While doing my research I found that textbooks.com generally has the cheapest prices. I am also a fan of half.com and of course amazon.com
There is a new trend out provided by chegg.com where you can actually RENT your books (for about 40-60% of the used book price) and when the semester is over you ship it back for free!
All of these great tools will help you not get raped in college and keep your purity safe and pockets full.
Well...as full as a starving college students pockets can get.
Addicted to ‘The Hills’ plastic surgery
Now I LOVE me some celebrity gossip. While waiting for class today I saw this picture and was frightened.

Now I am not a fan of the 'post plastic surgery, post Spencer, post lauren break-up' Heidi. I already thought she had teeth of a horse...but this is starting to get out of control.
According to People Magazine she under went TEN plastic surgeries at one time.
Really Heidi? Why?
Apparently THIS is why her and Spencer haven't been whoring themselves around the streets of LA. There has been such nice peace and quiet in the media without them. I was starting to enjoy it....well, until I saw the People Mag cover.

Don't you remember the Heidi that we USED to know?
Now she always has been a little off her rocker...but look at the difference. Poor girl, she must have to get new drivers license pictures every year.

Now I am not a fan of the 'post plastic surgery, post Spencer, post lauren break-up' Heidi. I already thought she had teeth of a horse...but this is starting to get out of control.
According to People Magazine she under went TEN plastic surgeries at one time.
Really Heidi? Why?
Apparently THIS is why her and Spencer haven't been whoring themselves around the streets of LA. There has been such nice peace and quiet in the media without them. I was starting to enjoy it....well, until I saw the People Mag cover.

Don't you remember the Heidi that we USED to know?
Now she always has been a little off her rocker...but look at the difference. Poor girl, she must have to get new drivers license pictures every year.
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