I have a confession and if you
REALLY know me, it is no secret at all....I LOVE football!
Now we don't even need to get started on the whole USC debacle, my heart will basically remain broken for the next two years. So this year I am giving up on college football since I can't root for who I really want to and spending more of my football loving emotion on the NFL.
Lately I have been watching a lot of preseason football.
1. It is getting me back into the mode of football season
2. I have become the resident alcoholic so as long as there's a game on I don't feel so bad for drinking
I have concluded that I HATE preseason football. The good players don't play, because it's preseason and the games suck, because it's preseason.
Here is the biggest problem I have...
I DON'T HAVE AN NFL TEAM!
Two years ago I cheered for whoever was playing the Eagles, because I wanted them to lose and that was the only team I cared about.
Last year, I cheered for the Eagles, because that was the only team I cared about...
[clearly there was a boy involved]
Now this year I don't know what to do...
My parents raised me being a 49er fan. But no part of me really likes the 9ers, anyone on the 9ers, or anything about the 9ers...so that's out.
The closest team in proximity to LA would be San Diego. I do have a PINK San Diego Chargers Jersey, but there's really nothing that draws me to San Diego either.
The other things I think about are the players.
Option 1: Matt Leinart, my first real college football crush, plays for the Arizona Cardinals. And they also have Larry Fitzgerald who is basically the shit...
Option 2: TIM TEBOW...another college football crush of mine. I would really do anything to feel those arms...I'm just sayin.
Now he is in Denver, playing for the Broncos. The problem with the Broncos is they also have Brady Quinn who came from the Browns and who graduated from ND. I REALLY don't like him...so that kind of ruins things.
Option 3: John David Booty. The love of my life. Oh wait...he's not on a real team anymore...moving on.
Option 4: Reggie. WHO DAT! Now we all know how much I am dying to be a Kardashian but this is not why I love Reggie. My love for Reggie started during the Leinart/Bush area. Anyone who was big into SC football would of course remember the 'bush push'...CLASSIC. I was rooting for the Saints last year because I wanted to see them do well, but I really don't have a big connection to the team. And since they won the super bowl last year I don't want people to think I just jumped on the band wagon. But deep inside I will always like to see them win.
Option 5: The Bangals...WHO DEY --> Rey Maualuga, T.O, Carson Palmer, Ochocinco, and Keith Rivers...how does anyone not love this combination?
AFC EastBuffalo BillsMiami DolphinsNew England Patriots ewwww Tom Brady.
New York Jets HATE Sanchez
AFC NorthBaltimore Ravens
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns
Pittsburgh Steelers
AFC SouthHouston TexansIndianapolis ColtsJacksonville Jaguars
Tennessee Titans I don't like Vince Young.
AFC WestDenver BroncosKansas City ChiefsOakland RaidersSan Diego ChargersNFC EastDallas Cowboys --> I still haven't made up my mind of my feelings of the Cowboys.
New York GiantsPhiladelphia EaglesWashington RedskinsNFC NorthChicago BearsDetroit LionsGreen Bay PackersMinnesota Vikings Can't do Farve
NFC SouthAtlanta Falcons no way dude...
Carolina PanthersNew Orleans Saints
Tampa Bay Buccaneers I don't like Pirate Hookers
NFC WestArizona Cardinals
St. Louis RamsSan Francisco 49ersSeattle Seahawks As much as I want to like Carrolls new team I just can't do it...
So clearly I really just need to like a team in the AFC North.
But what girl really talks like this? I mean really...my background is pink and I sing Lady Gaga all day. This isn't normal. Who am I?